I want to do this….
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
A social network that doesn’t want to be social. We are weird tumblr people and proud about that.
I was in love with him. ♥
my only childhood crush that became an attractive adult
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor guy getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Same with tampons and periods
That little girl at the end is like fuck yes